xxsuchatragedyxx

So i just remember a few funny stories about my childhood

 One time my mommy,grandma,sister and i went to see a movie in the movie theather since my dad, uncles and grandfather went hunting in the ranch.. ( when i was little i liked to get naked..haha not anymore) so the movie was almost over, and my grandma looked over while saying if i had liked the movie and i was already all naked.. my mom rushed in putting my clothes up before the lights were on again

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whenever i would go to a store with my mom and sisters i would ask her (pointing to a bra) "what is it?" and she will answer me that it was a hat for twins..

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When i was 3 years old i used to have a baby chicken pet.. i would take it everywhere i went. i would even ply with him/her..
One day i thought the baby chicken was sick, so i decided that i was going to cure him.. (since becoming a vet has always been my dream) So  i got the thing you connect to the light(the plug.. whatever is called) and umm i kindof stabbed that thing through the chicken ass.. It died instantly.. that was actully very sad..

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In the elementary school that i attended i had small incident.. in the school we had two lunch times.. of course one of them was longer than the other.. so it was the second lunch and in the school's cafeteria they would have ice cream and popsicles..so i bought one popsicle.. i cant remember the flavor of it but i just remember it was greeen.. so the lunch was over.. and i didnt finished the popsicle, and i didnt want to throw it away.. so i decided to keep it up in my school uniform pocket.. so time passed by and the popsicle began to melt.. and it seemed that i had peed on myself..

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Im the type of person that always somehow i get injured by somthing or someone... so in my elementary/middle school we all would play like basketball,or dogdeball.. stuff like that.. i remember one time we were playing and then the ball flew away and landed up a tree... someone said, "lets try to knock over the ball from the tree." and someone then saw a huge  branch, so they all decided to use it to knock over the ball, and the kids holding the branch let go of it, eventually hittng me.. blood started flowing down my head.. and i remember seeing my shirt soaked completely of blood.. i was taken to the hospital and i had like 10 stiches on top of my eyebrow..


mmh if i remember other stories i would post them here..

xoxo
ale<3

so yesterday i went over to my grandparents house to celebrate my grandma's 70 bdaii
it was lots of funn..
we talked about so many random things such as dreams that my uncle,dad and aunt had (it was pretty creepy because the 3 dreams kindof were similar),saw,serial killersjackass,my parents store and thats it..
Like always i play with my 6 year old cousin the game of paper siccors or rock.. lolzx i alwys win throuh cheating.. haha i feel bad though.. but she still thinks im cool or whatever.. But my cousin Ivonne she thinks she is Gothic/Emo... and its kindof annoying..
Right im bored to death listenin to music, (shwayze actually) and watching the silence of the lambs
yepp
i dont want to go back to school

So today i woke up and saw my puppy on my bed, and i realized what an awful smell he had.. So i decided to give him a bath.. since he is a really hyperactive puppy and never stops moving ; I decided to give him the bath in my sister's bathub..
Bad idea!
At first he didnt want to go inside the bathub so i had to throw a dorito inside the bathub so i could give him the bath..As soon as he saw the dorito he jumped in and i closed the door.. then i had to get inside the bathub to clean him up...
He kept moving from one side to the other and of course i ended up completely soaked with bubbles and shampoo and with all his hair...
my older sister kept laughing at me.
Ohwellzx at least milo smells prettier


xoxo
ale<3

Do you think suicide is an act of cowardice, or an act of bravery?
I believe it can be both.. i mean your  a coward cuz ur escaping from your own problems and well your being so brave for taking your own life.

I was watching this random youtube video about disney subliminal messages and they are funny yet tramautizing for little kids..
seriously im not going to let my kidd watch disney,barney and teletubies(just bcuz they are gay) lolzx
but yeah

Anyways,.. yayy!!! i got  a new  baby cousiin!! shee is soo adorableee!! her name is Camila..
today was a good day.. well just for the fact that today is my uncle ninth death aniversary
god i miss him tonz.. but ohwellzx at least he is in a better place

God i forgot what i was going to write about in this journal
ohwellzx
im in mexico right now in my grandparents house...
 yeshh im kindof bored at the moment, watching some random movie in the film zone
and im listening my little sister discussing about ants.. whether they breath or dont...
i dunnoo

i want to see mamma mia! and the dark knight

Where will we go
when no one is there to save you.
Nor help you
where will we go
where everybody just have problems
the whole world consumed by wars and fighting
where you can't escape
we dont  wat more violence
no more pain, no regret.
it's time we face reality
no one likes to hear you cry
no one likes to cry
i'm so sick of speaking in this world
where no one understands
it's easy to abandon the whole world
but its hard to live your life all alone
where will this world go.
just full of lies,problems,coldness
we can't keep with this
the hunger,the killing,anger,discrimination, and rage
everything needs to stop.
and stop all their pains

today i woke up at 5 am (i dunno why..) couldnt go back to sleep..
sadly today  was the last day of seeing and talking to this guy that i really like
*Tear* Let's see what happens!
the good thing is that i just finished my english class.according to my tutor, he says i have anxiety problems... probably i do...
i want to see Wall-E
what are your plans for 4th of july?
gawd i wished my parents will pay me already

Blue unicorn: Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie, wake up.

Pink unicorn: Yeah, Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

Charlie: (groans) Oh, God, you guys. This had better be pretty frickin' important. Is the meadow on fire?

Blue: No, Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

Blue: Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.

Blue: (jumping onto Charlie's back) Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness.

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.

Blue: (still jumping up and down on Charlie) Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

Charlie: Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.

(Cut to the three walking through the woods.)

blue and Pink: (singing) Lalalala, lalalala, lalalala,

Charlie: Enough with the singing already.

Blue: Our first stop is over there, Charlie.

(The three stop in front of a large creature.)

Charlie: Oh God, what is that..

Blue: Its a liopleurodon, Charlie.

Pink: A magical liopleurodon,

Blue: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.

Charlie: Alrighht, guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?

Blue: Shun the non-believer.

Pink: Shhhunnn.

Blue: Shhhhhuunnnnnnna.

Charlie: Yeah.

(The liopleurodon groans.)

Blue: It has spoken.

Pink: It's told us the way.

Charlie: It didn't say anything!

(Cut to the three on a bridge with blue in front, Pink in middle, and Charlie in back.)

Blue: It's just over this bridge, Charlie.

Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder.

Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

Blue: Charlie, Chaarrrlie, Chaaarrlie, Chaaarr--

Charlie: I'm right here! What do you want?!

Blue: We're on a bridge, Charlie.

(Cut to the three in front of Candy Mountain.)

Pink: We're here.

Charlie: Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.

Blue: (dancing and singing) Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Blue: Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter.

Charlie: Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.

Pink: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.

(Five letters (C, A, N, D, and Y) appear from Candy Mountain and sing and dance.)

Y: Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave. When you get inside, you'll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy-filled, perky merry land. They've got lolly-pops and gummy drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town, it's the Mecca of lovely candy cave. It's got jellybeans and coconuts in little hats. Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land. Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree. In the candy cave imagination runs so free, so now Charlie please will you go into the cave.

(All five letters run into each other and explode.)

Charlie: All right, fine, I'll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good.

(Charlie goes into the cave.)

Blue and Pink: Yeah....

Blue: Goodbye, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.

Charlie: Goodbye, what?

(The door to the cave closes behind Charlie and the cave goes dark.)

Charlie: Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?

(Sounds are heard as if Charlie is getting knocked out. Cut to Charlie lying in the grass. He has a closed-up incision on his side.)

Charlie: Ow, God, what happened? (noticed the cut) Oh, they took my fricking kidney!

(Music plays and the credits begin to roll.)

the other day my puppy milo ate half of my chocolate bar... and ummm he is still alive
but then a
gain he is really retarded
hahehe
xD

Thats him ^

mmhhh he has eaten alot of weird things like:
ribbons,plastic,closed ketchup packages,etc...
ohwellzx
i cant wait for the movie marley & me

Rats
i hate rats
they drive me crazy
crazy
i was once crazy
they locked me in a room
it was a rubber room
they told me to get a life
life is a magazine
it only costs 30 cents
i only have 8 cents
rats
i hate rats
they drive me crazy
crazy
i was once crazy
they locked me in a room
it was a rubber room
they told me to get a life
life is a magazine
it only costs 30 cents
i only have 8 cents
rats
i hate rats
they drive me crazy
crazy
i was once crazy
they locked me in a room
it was a rubber room
they told me to get a life
life is a magazine
it only costs 30 cents
i only have 8 cents
rats
i hate rats
they drive me crazy

**Note: if your going to say it, you have to do it in squeaky tone of voice**

"I'm sorry to inform you that Ms. Sarmiento has passed away. The services will be at school.i dont know when but if i find out i will tell you."
what a terrible day...
why the heck does cancer exist??
i mean my principal died of it, then some weeks ago, my two aunts where diagnosed with breast cancer and later on my friend's grandmother got diagnosed with cancer in her bones.
all of them were super healthy before knowing about the cancer..

i luvv ms. sarmiento.. i know that now you are in a better place..
for this.. you will always have a place in my heart

so i have seen several people with this idea.. and ummhh yeah
im kindof bored and stuff so go aheadd
xoxo
ale <3

so... im here at my grandparents, using the computer(obvioulsy) and watching some movie in tv(i dunno the name of the movie)
and im just waiting that something interesting happens... or belrghh i dunno

i want to see criminal minds so badddd.. arghhh
but ohwellzx

so what do you guyzx do overcome boredom?

this made my day... lolzx
this chick is sooo damn lucky
wow...
 here is the x-ray pic



 check the whole story at http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/02/earlyshow/living/parenting/main4144807.shtml?source=mostpop_story

“Lonely”

To many people are lonely,
No one to give them comfort.
They never imagine themselves feeling so sadly,
Longing for someone to give them support.

It is hard enough to grow old,
But to do it all alone,
Not having a loved one to hold,
Praying to God every night to send you just one.

It is time for us to take a stand,
To make the world realize,
How can we make them understand?
That we are not a thing to be tossed on the side.

Alas! What a great world would be
If everyone would love each other and care for the alone

“Charismatic Dolphin"

Playful and joyful
Jumps out to reach the blue sky
Down to catch a fish.

  “Spring”

     Like soft pink carpet,
    In the middle of the street
    cherry tree greet us.

      “Froggie’s meal”

    What a sad story,
    Though the life of a fly ends,
    He is finally full.    

   

“River”

Over the mountains   
The river placidly runs.
Disrupting the calm.
See the trout jumping up high.
Splashing the glistening stream.

“One by One”

Down the drops fall;
One by one leaving the clouds,
Deep into the earth they rest,
This is where the journey ends,
Now they begin to spread,
Each going their own way,
One by one they enter the roots,
One by one helping the fragile flower,
It seems that their lives will change,
But at the end,
It will all be the same

 

“My dear Laredo”

The crooked windows,
The empty streets,
No souls dare to enter…..
Welcome to the New Laredo;
Where some kill,
And others fight,
But many of us hide under the covers,
Waiting for the violence to stop
Waiting for a sudden change,
Dreaming for the old times to return.

“Envy"

I am always unhappy;
You will always find me whining;
I am never satisfied.
I’m always craving for what the world has.
When would I disappear from all the hearts of the youth?
I would never stop wanting more,
If I see someone wearing a luxurious object;
I would be so jealous;
That even my envy could turn into hatred.
I love when all the attention is on me.
When would this bitter feeling have an end?

                                                  “ Loving Ones"

My dear sisters, thanks for all the good moments, talks and arguments.
You are the one that has lifted me up when I’m feeling down.

 

During this long time I have spent with you all, I realized you are my only treasure.
Every trip begins by accepting that you are growing up.
Alas! Finally I will spread my wings and fly away from my nest
Running down the hills, you know I will there for you.

Father you gave me wings,
And even if I couldn’t fly, you still had faith in me;
Mother you are like a sister and a friend,
I know you will always be there for me in good or bad times,
Like a small baby bird I will begin my journey,
Yearning to know when will I come back home

 

“Lista para dormir"

Finalmente el dia comes to an end,
I can go to bed,
Descanso merecido del largo dia de work,
I have finished my tarea,
I have studied for my test,
Estoy lista para dormir,
Ya cene con mi familia,
I said goodnight to mis papas,
I put on mis pijamas,
And I climb on bed,
Y rapidamente I fall to sleep,
Despues de un buen rest,
Estare lista para start a new day.

So please tell me what do you think of my poems and feel free to post any of the poems that you have written

 

so today my day was pretty good.. i woke up at 5 am because my puppy started randomly barking in front of my room.. then i had to drive myself and my sister and neighborhs  to school.. after i got to school, i went to pick some stuff... and then i drove back home.. i slept for a bit.. used the computer and the played guitar heroe.. (im gonna be one.. soon) then i went to pick up my sister and neighbors from school.. and i got home and my grandma and uncle came in.. and then my grandma and uncle and mom went shopping for something..
>.<''
fruit loopzx made me hyper!!
hahaha

yepp yepp

i just stole from my parents a bottle of tequila... and ummhh i drank a feww from the bottle but since it was warm it tasted horrible and i still have the taste in my mouth.. hahaa
i just ate a peanaut butter and jelly sadwich

    Got it from facebook...
lolzx and this is 100% true..yeah
i love my city!!

1. You're related to EVERYONE!
2. At least one person in your family is named Maria.
3. Your grandparents don't speak a word of English.
4. Hablas con the worst Tex-Mex ever.
5. You think white people are the minority.
6. You consider 95 degrees "sweater weather"
7. You expect the temperature to reach 100 in February
8. You were confused on Christmas Eve when strange white flakes were falling from the sky.
9. You have to speak fluent Spanish to order a meal anywhere.
10. You call tacos mariachis and piratas.
11. Your favorite food group is tortillas.
12. Your favorite condiment is cheese.
13. You could live off of beans and cheese.
14. Your favorite vegetable is corn in a cup (extra cheese please).
15. You will only eat fruit if it's drenched in Trechas.
16. Your favorite part of the LEC is the Taco Palenque.
17. You'll go to a Buck's game, and even though there's a TP inside the LEC, you still go to Taco Palenque Jr. after.
18. You won't step foot in the Riverdrive Mall.
19. You bought your prom jewelry downtown.
20. You call the new Wal-Mart the "clean one", and you won't step foot in the old one.
21. You HATE yellow license plates!
22. You're too lazy to say Nuevo Laredo, so you say "across".
23. You have no idea what George Washington did for Laredo, but you celebrate his birthday anyway.
24. When you smell Fabuloso, you think of home.
25. You know the George Lopez and Carlos Mencia special by heart, because that's your life.
26. Your classmates had more kids than your teachers.
27. Saturday is "National Chuc Day" at the Mall. 95% of people there are wearing polo boots.
28. You would rather say you're a Mexican, than a Laredoan.
29. You constantly bitch how there is nothing to do here.
30. You hate Mexicans even though you are ONE! (not me..)
31. If you live on the "North Side" you're considered rich.
32. The Martin vs. Nixon game is the highlight football game of the year.
33. You've heard the phrase "a la verga or a la madre" at least once everyday!
34. You dont know anything about anywhere and where it is.
35. Although there're things happening around the world, you have no fucking clue about'em.
36. You are 13 years old and pregnant in middle school.
38. You dont know how to count
39. You dont know where Europe is.
40. You are dumb and fresa and don't give a shit if you pass your classes or not.
41. You think you are a gangster by dressing like one eventhough you look like a fucking racoon (tlaquache). a.k.a. "Cholos"
42. You wear snow boots or snow shoes where there is none whatsoever.
43. You add "limon" and "sal" to most of your food
44.if you shop at Joe Brand you probably go to St. Aug.
45.When you go out of town and people ask you where you're from, you just say "a lil' town on the border to Mexico."
46.even if you're asian... you probably say stuff in spanish from time to time.
47. you have a housekeeper... and she's illegal.
48. more kids know the words to reggaeton songs than the national anthem.
49. Murders across seem to be no big deal. You just reply with "Oh another one?"
50. Pro 8 News has a slogan that says "Best watched news in town." There is no other news to watch.
51. There are only 2 or 3 English stations and the rest are spanish.
52. You bump into everyone you know at the mall.
53. When everyone knows the saying to TAMIU and you're annoyed of it. "TAMIU, what do you want out of life?"
54. Half of you're graduating class attends TAMIU and the other half goes to LCC.
55. There's a carne asada every weekend.
56. You're entire family lives in your neighborhood or a 5 mile radius of each other.
57. Everyone buys from the dollar menu at fast food places because no one has money.
58. You know everyone in Laredo. (Its like a network. Everyone knows everyone.)
59. You look forward to Friday's to go to football games and TPs. After football season there's nothing to do.
60. Your only options of entertainment are the movies or the mall.
61. When someone wants sushi, it's either Kotos or Salsas.
62. Starbucks is the new found hang out place.
63. All the girls dress like they're going to out or to a club just for school.
64. All the "new" songs are considered old by the time they reach the radio stations.
65. See at least SOMEONE that you know at the north HEB aka Gucci B.
66. You get caught for going 33 on a 30 at Jacaman Rd. because the police have nothing else to do.
67. The movie theatres smell funny and the seats are so uncomfortable.
68. On Halloween, there's 30 kids from across packed in one van driving down the "rich" houses to get good candies for trick-or-treat.
69. Who needs Skittles and M&M's for Halloween when you got Tamarindos and Lucas.
70. Forget the Turkey, donde estas los Tamales guey?!?!
71. You HATE YELLOW PLATES cuz they take all the good deals at the mall :P
72. ppl park at the handicapped space with fake paper permits
73. you get drunk every single day of the week
74. you celebrate for getting a b by gettin drunk.
75. when you have car that is more expensive than all your belonging and house put together.
76. when 96 of the ppl here either know a narco or are a narco
77. you think "la mara salvatrucha" live in rio bravo
78. when you go to lcc or tamiu and houg out either in the kazen or in the BH and skipp class.
79. go to paulitas every friday in stear of going to class.
80. call in sick at work cuz ur crudo
81. your used to hearing Nextels everywhere u go.
82. u go to "san ber" on sunday nights but u dont go to church in the morning
83. u say "wut the f*** r u looking at?"...to just about anyone!
84. Another reason you dont go across is because "ay mucha cola en el puente".
85. You think mines rd is ghetto before u even go.
86. You take the red light coming out from Fenwick to McPherson.
87. You see 6 cop cars raiding a party right by midnight....SHARP!
88. You end up parking a block away from the party.
89. when the social event of the year is the Mardi Gras Jamboozie
90. You know you are from Laredo when you call anyone who isn't Mexican a "gringo" (doesn't matter what race they are)
91. When you call convenient stores "Mavericks" ... um yeaa they don't exist anymore, it's okay to call them gas stations or their actual names
92. you love el de los kids que shopean en YO BRAN!!! y el de WALMAR...... Peace ......
93. You know you're from Laredo when you use the word "super" for almost everything...
94. You know you're from Laredo when a "quick trip to the mall" is impossible as it entails the running into of no fewer than 6 people that you both know and have not seen in a long time.
95. When you go back home and everyone puts the word "la" before your name
96. if you go and bring tabasco sauce from your truck becuase the restaurant didn't have any
97. When you here of someone getting murdered and you automatically start singing the Corrido " La gente anda preguntando a que se dedica el muchacho?".
98. You get slapped in the back of the head by YOUR uncle from Mexico when you introduce yourself without saying both YOUR Last name and YOUR mother's maiden last name.
99. You here of someone dying in a freak accident and you say " Por Pendejo".
100. You want the people from Mexico to look at you like an American.
And you want the Americans' to see you as a Mexican.
101. When saying a word that ends in ado. You don't pronounce the D. Cansado Cansao
102. Instead of saying Brake you say Maneiar (I don't know where they got this from)
103. You call a Refrigerator a Hielera (Icebox)
104. You say everything two times. Estas bien mal.
Biiien Mal.
105. you know your from laredo when instead of saying parking, you say parkear.. and instead of giving something back or in spanish, devolver, its te lo doy pa'tras
106. if you are under age and you easily buy beer and cigarettes.

music is my boyfriend by skye sweetnam

Bang, boom, the beat
My baby is the bang, the boom, the beat
Bang, boom, the beat
My baby is the bang, the boom, the beatBang, boom, the beat
My baby is the bang, the boom, the beat

My boyfriend is music
My boyfriend is music
Yeah, music is my boyfriend
He never takes the pressure off

at night on my pillow
The beat says hello
He knows I'm gonna follow
My headphones are on-a
His low wind is thumpin'
Just me and him bumpin'
The walls they are watchin'
I'm touring red blushin'
You know that

I don't need no silly boys
I just need my boyfriend
I don't need no silly boys
I just need my boyfriend
Don't you know
Don't you know that

My boyfriend is bang, the boom, the beat
He's beatin' down the door to get to me
Yeah music is the shock, the shake, the shit
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit
My boyfriend is music

My boyfriend is music
My boyfriend is music
Yeah, music is my boyfriend
He never takes the pressure off

Get up to go shower
I'm dancing for hours
He knows the way I like it
He knows just how I want it
He sees my hips swayin'
The moment beats layin'
It's inside my body
My boyfriends a hottie
You know that

I don't need no silly boys
I just need my boyfriend
I don't need no silly boys
I just need my boyfriend
Don't you know
Don't you know that

My boyfriend is bang, the boom, the beat
He's beatin' down the door to get to me
Yeah music is the shock, the shake, the shit
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit
My boyfriend is music

He's making me lose it
I'll sing along lalalalala
My boyfriend is music
He's making me lose it
I'll sing along lalalalala
Lalalalala
I'll sing along lalalala
My boyfriend is music
He's making me lose it
I'll sing along lalalala
lalalalala

Bang, the boom the beat
He's beatin' down the door to get to me
You know that he's the shock, the shake, the shit
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit

My boyfriend is bang, the boom, the beat
He's beatin' down the door to get to me
Yeah music is the shock, the shake, the shit
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit
My boyfriend is grit
My boyfriend is grit
My boyfriend is music


i like this song.. its very catchy...

i want to see the indiana jones movie